Thursday, July 11, 2013

The Power of Persuasion

It’s been an exciting day for my 90-year old father. He finally agreed to get the cataract surgery recommended when he was 70, and he sailed through it, analyzing the doctor’s technique and insisting on pictures afterwards. Heck, what’s 20 years, it’s not like he was driving, right? (See prior posts on that sorry chapter). With this latest episode, my brother flew across the country to do the errands, driving and cajoling. For a change, I was off the hook. But it gets better. Somehow my brother accomplished something I’ve been trying to do for years. He convinced my folks to get a new washer and dryer. Wow!

The washer/dryer was 28 years old – it took 3 rounds to wash anything because there was no spin cycle, and it took 5 rounds of dryer time (around 3 hours) to dry a few towels. Dad has literally spent whole days and evenings in the garage, hunched over, mumbling about how engineering has gone downhill. He saw no point in getting new appliances when he was going to die soon anyway. I tried to convince him that he was wasting electricity along with valuable hours that could be spent reading old Scientific American issues. So how did my brother Dan do it?
 
a)     He’s a guy. Pathetic but true that with a certain generation the son’s voice carries more weight than the daughter’s, no matter how smart the daughter may be.
b)    Lowe’s actually gave my father a military discount – note that Dad served in WWII as an office clerk in Kentucky.
c)     My father gave up his senior discount – he tried to double dip, then acquiesced because the store offered free delivery/setup (standard, but don’t tell Dad).
d)    I think Dad had some powerful anesthesia in his eyeball and was in a blissful state where the idea of a good sale was just too much to resist.

I’m so happy for our whole family. I’m really impressed with my brother, and I have never said that in 5 decades – I thanked him profusely. Maybe one day I’ll even let him read this blog. In the meantime, Dad is getting his other eye fixed at the end of August, and I’m on duty to visit and deal with it. I’m going to try to replace their sagging broken bed.

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